I Hate Scamper

Whooa WTF??!?

2006-08-30T10:25:00.000-07:00

I totally forgot about this bloog and this stupid fucking band scamper and then all of a sudden I gent an aemail in my box saying someone has commented and then I look and there have been like a hundred people that have lookde at it???? That the fuck happened???!!!11

Well hey everybody whats up. i guess a lot of you are scamper fans and are probably going to give me shit but guesss what I win because you guys are scamper fans. No matter what you say it comes back to that. You cant win an arugement with me because when it comes down to it you have terrible taste in muysic and that's that. Their the shittiest band in boston and I cant wait until they break up so i can have some beers and a barbeq to celebrate. Live with that, biatchhheeeesSSSS!!!

U know what scamper is like? It's like that guy in school that insists on calling his balls "testicles' b/c either he thinks its the proper way to say it or is trying to be funny or some shit. it's like dood - just call them your balls or your nuts or Ill even except 'family jewels' or some shit. Why do you have to be all proper and say 'Ive got a miscolored spot on my testicles."? Why not just go the full nine and say gonads while your at it?

There was this kid jonas Miller at my school that used to pull that shit and it really pissed me ass off. I never said anything but one time me and sully pissed next to his car and tried to spell the word TESTICles in piss on the driver side, but Sully didn't have juice to go past the letter S. Still, we watched jonas from my car when he came out after school just to see his reaction but he didnt react at all because when we looked over after he drove off we noticed that the parking lot had dried so he didnt see anything. Still that guy was a tool.

So yeah scamper fans...... i'm baaaack!!!! Scampers worst nightmare has come to life and i've awakened the BEAST! LOOL!!!

whoaa dude

2006-04-19T03:39:00.000-07:00

Okay i'm finally back to sort of normal after the crazy ass couple months i've had I dont even really know where to begin I guess i'll start at the begining.

So it wass like the begining of feburary or something when i got fired from my job at the restaurant [which im' not going to even mention there name because I don't want to give them any more publicty than theyve already gotten but my friends used to hang out there all the time after work and spend a wicked lot on booze and so now they dont go anymore and they lost not only a good waiter but a ton of money from a bunch of customers.

So i kind of fucked around for like six weeks - went to my mom's place on the north shore and she doesnt have internet so thats why i didnt post. It was cool for a while but i got kind of bored and was running out of money so I started looking for a job and i didnt want to be a waiter again becaus i'm sick of the fucking politics and want to do something else.

So this guy murph i know tells me his cousin works for this mattress company and that their truck diver just quit and they need someone to they're looking for someeone as an emergency to drive a bunch of mattresses to santa monica and i say I don't know how to drive a semi, but they say its like a moving van and its automatic.

So before i even know whats happening I'm driving a truck by mysefl full of mattresses cross country from the shitty cold ass Boston to sunny CA. but thats just the beginning of the story i have a ton more to tell you but i'm totally beat and ive got to go get some sleept so stay tuned its totally worth it. Kickass story!!!!

Oh and while I was gone scamper got into the finals of the bcn rumble????? R the judges deaf or blind or something????? bcn used to have some prestige in this town and their pissing it way by letting Scamper into there dontest and by also by playing the new chili peppers stuff all the time. they used to be awesome but now they suck unlike Scamper sho used to suck and still suck. PWNDE!

Ho-ly shiit

2006-04-10T08:41:00.000-07:00

Doods, ive got some serious stories to tell. Sorry i was gone so long [the 2 people that read this) but it wasnt my fault. i totally cant believe im even still alive to post on this but i have no time now and ill fill you in later maybe tomorrow or next week.

even while i was gone Scamper still suxxxx!!! LOL!!!!

HA HA

2006-01-31T13:22:00.000-08:00

Have you heard about this thing Wikidpedia? Its a website that defines stuff and anyone can go on and change the definitions of shit and theres no way they can stop you. Im sure your seeing where this is leading... I totally changed Scamper's wikidpedia entry.

You can read it right here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scamper#Reviews

I bet they cant handle any criticism so that when they find out about it theyll probabaly take it off, but I dont care I think it's funny. Here's what I wrote...

"Scamper are four lame pretensious assholes who play crappy music to annoy the greater Boston area. They think their awsome but their really wicked bad."

so now anyone that looks up Scamper are going to find that review on there! I toatlly dont care if they take it down because its completely worth it just to see the looks on their faces when they see it for the first time before they take it down. And there's no way to know it was me... jokes on you again, Scamper assholes! LOL!

I fooled there asses

2006-01-15T07:19:00.000-08:00

I actually ended up going to the Kay Hanley show where Scamper was opening up. Kay Hanley was awesome but Scamper was terrible of course. They did this thing where they did a dance where they thrust their pelvises at each other. Yeah like we really needed to see that. I doubt anyone actually liked it. People cheered because they thought it was funny or felt bad or thought it was funny or something. Not the sexy effect that you guys were looking for sorry.

The most kickass part was that i actually wehnt up and talked to Brendan the bass player and guy that writes the wicked pretentious blog on the scamper site. I wasnt goint to do it, but I figured I may never be in a position to meet scamper again (hopefully!!1) and so I actually went up to him and shook his hand and said: I really like your blog, man. I read it every day. He smiled and said: thank yo uvery much I appreciate it. He completely believed me! I almost felt bad for him but then I rememberd all the stupid shit he writes every day. This weekend for martin luther king day he made a joke about wearing blackface. Hey man... you're white. I hate to break it to you. Your not allowed to make jokes about black people. Believe me... we'd all like t o run around calling eachother 'nigga' but we dont do it b/c were white and it would be disrespectful. But you obviouly dont care about that at all so I'm glad your band sucks.

Anyway it was really funn y the way he smiled and thought I was giving him an actual complement when I was actually fucking with him. Sucker.

I finally saw King kong and it's awesome. You should definitely go see it because it's badass.

Merry Christmas

2006-01-03T08:45:00.000-08:00

I just wanted to wish everyone a belated merry christmas if anyone reads this. I doubt they do but I like writing in it anyway so i'll probably keep it going for 2006 unless I get super bored or Scamper falls off a cliff or something.

Christmas was good. I got a lot of dvds of TV shows like Chapelles Show and Miami Vice which is still pretty awesome even though its cheezy. Still, there were a lot of good shows in the 80s if you can look past all the dumb fashion decisions. Its hard to do sometimes, but it's totally worth it like with Miami Vice.

But you know what show I would love to have on dvd? The Price is Right. I think the Price is Right is the greatest show ever made. If you think about it its been on the air for like 30 years with the same host and the same games and the same everything and it doesn't get old. What other show can say that. I think the Price is Right might be my favorite show ever. I totally don't mind when I'm not working or going to school and I can stay home and watch Bob Barker. I'm sure I"m not the only one . I know they couldn't have a dvd with the entire seasons of it or anything because its on every day for like 50 years, but maybe a best of. Id definitely buy it if it and so would you... admit it. You like that show.

Ive got a resolution for you, Scamper

2005-12-29T12:40:00.000-08:00

How about stopping thinking that you're awesome and shutting the fuck up? For those of you who didn't see it Brendan the bass player of scamper wrote on his blog about some new years resolutions. Most of them were just dumb jokes, if you can even call them jokes [memo to Brendan: just saying the words 'Count Chockula' and 'taint' in the same blog doesnt necessarily count as 'jokes'].

But then, he writes and I quote:

- Start the revolution. I don't want to give too much away, but Scamper is hatching a little project that's going to revolutionize the way we entertain you in 2006. It's still in the planning stages now, but it should be very cool. So stay tuned. And yes, that's a fucking tease and a half.

What planet does this guy live on? Does he think anyone cares what a local band does? See this is the kind of thing that pisses me off so much about these guys is that they think so highly of themselves that anything that they are going to do is going to revolutionize anything is just ridiculous. It's so arrogant and it drives me up the fucking wall. I don't even know what they're planning but I'm sure that it will absolutely suck ass and not be worth anybody's time. But they'll keep on hyping it up like their fucking U2 releasing a U2 brand space shuttle or something.

Just for the record, I'm not usually this negative about most things. I hope everyone besides the members of Scamper have a really happy new years. And a happy new year for me would be Scamper breaking up so I never have to hear from them again.

Call me crazy

2005-12-21T09:50:00.000-08:00

But I think I'm going to go to that Kay Hanley show even though Scamper is playing at it. I really want to see Kay Hanley and I'm not going to let the fact that Scamper is playing at it ruin the show for me. Too bad its going to be cold outside and I don't smoke otherwise I could just stand outside for the entire set by those fags.

I totally don't mean 'fag' as an insult to gay people. I think whatever you do in your private life is your own business. But what drives me crazy is when people who AREn'T gay act gay like it's cool. Scamper is only one example of this. Acting gay is like the new thing now.

Don't get me wrong, I think that it's great that gay culture is getting more exposure and everything... if the person is gay. Like those queer eye guys got famous for acting gay. That's fine because they actually are gay. It's not like they're pretending to be gay just to be cool because gay is the cool new thing. That's what I mean by being a 'fag' or 'faggy'. It has nothing to do with whether your actually gay or not - it's more faggy to me to pretend your gay than to actually be gay.

I know it's goign to come off as me being bigoted or something, but I swear it's not.

Fuck you and your fucking blog

2005-12-20T10:46:00.000-08:00

I just discovered that at the Scamper site, their bass player Brendan has a blog where he spews this ridiculous nonsense every day. Today he wrote a christmas song about his drummer's balls. And yes it's just as unfunny as it sounds.

I've skimmed through the blog archives and from what I can tell so far its a mix of tasteless offensive humor and self indulgent crap. Like anyone really cares what the bass player of a crappy band thinks. Too bad all he ever talks/jokes about is his fellow crappy band members. Yeah that'll really appeal to a wide audience. Endless stories about a band no ones heard of. Hemingway better watch out.

The worst is when he tries to get serious and makes us think we should actually care about his opinion. Oh, your sad that Howard Stern went off the air? NO ONE CARES!!!!! Your sad about Richard Pryor dying? NO ONE CARESSS!!!! Oh, you care about anything? Wait - NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU SAY!

And yes I am aware of teh irony of writing a blog about a blog by a band that no one cares about. But this band continues to get under my skin. And now that I know about the blog I will be doubly sure to keep this blog going as long as people are reading theirs.

The sound of suck...

2005-12-16T10:00:00.000-08:00

... is the sound of Scamper.

I've been a Boston area music fan for years and I've never heard a band that sucks as much as Scamper. Don't get me wrong: a lot of bands suck. But usually no one likes them and they go away. But Scamper is actually popular! What's wrong with you people? They're smiling morons!

I swear, I have never hated a band this much in my life. I could just avoid them, but no it's not enough. So I started this blog to give a voice to the silent majority of Boston music fans that hates Scamper and is sick of them and wishes they would go away.

Now they're even getting played on the radio! I heard them on FNX the other night. They're doing a song with Kay Hanley. She's awesome! Why in the world would she associate herself with the likes of them? She's going to completely ruin her legacy.

I don't know how long I'm going to keep this blog, but Scamper is probably going to suck for a long time to come.

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2005-12-16T09:59:00.000-08:00